Tales from a Phoenix

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Star Wars AU Masterlist

(The Naruto Masterlist, previous pin)

Under a cut so I can edit as it grows. Since this list got long enough that tumblr started glitching when I tried to add more links, I’ve made other posts as well.

I have hit the maximum link limit… many times over.

  1. Modern, Historic, Crossovers, and Otherwise Not Canonverse
  2. Time Travel AUs: I have enough that they get their own list
  3. Headcanons: Exactly what it says on the tin
  4. Ships Masterlist: ships I do a lot with, not including nsfw
  5. That Which is Unsafe for Work: You know the drill, folks. Tread carefully, for 18+ only.
  6. Shitposts Collective: Shitposts
  7. Wider AUs masterlist: masterpost for the AUs that have more than two parts
  8. In the Big Leagues: for posts about fics that have made it to AO3
  9. Miscellaneous: Star Wars Fic Writing Jokes, Discourse, Rec Lists, and Liveblogs
  10. Meme Fills: What it says on the tin

If a line has an asterisk (*), then it’s been reworked into a proper fic on my AO3.

LAST UPDATED: Jan. 15th, 2023

This is currently separated into:

  1. Random AUs (organized by era)
  2. Modern AUs
  3. Children and related (organized by era)

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benoit blanc living across from a retired nate and sophie and instantly having beef with nate. they keep inviting each other over for dinner (sophie and phillip get along fabulously) and dinner keeps turning into a furious battle of wills as nate and benoit argue over courts of law, and more importantly what to do when such systems fail individuals. sophie and phillip blithely continue discussing what broadway production they might catch next over the sound of two brilliant minds whirring at 200 miles an hour

nate and sophie insist they dont have any children, but at irregular times of year and any hour of the night, they are visited by three young people. benoit manages to waylay the one named 'hardison' by the lifts, once; phillip catches 'eliot' out in the hallway grumpily fixing the doorbell to nate and sophie's apartment a few months later. the third, however, they've only ever glimpsed as a flash of a high ponytail, or squeezed between the other two, blocking her lithe frame from view.

(some nights they hear a yip of delight followed by a metallic zzzip going straight down past their windows, but that probably has nothing to do with anything)

sometimes, after cases that dont mete out the justice benoit knows the world deserves, or when a rich asshole has enough money and power up their sleeves to get away, despite it all, nate and sophie like to come by with dessert and sherry, and stay later than usual, until the whole affair entire is unravelled. a few weeks, sometimes months later, the inevitable happens - the rich asshole's web of lies pulls taut, exposing them to the authorities and the world in an almost ridiculous set of circumstances.

benoit likes to think of it as divine justice. phillip has his own suspicions.

tanoraqui

counterargument: Benoit Blanc is the world's greatest gentleman detective, which lbr means there's like a 50% chance he's met Sophie at a fancy party at least once...and he's almost certainly heard of Nate Ford, "Sophie Devereaux", Eliot Spenser, Alec Hardison, and the enigma that is Parker. They're the best and so is he, on the opposite side!

...but it's not entirely the opposite side, because Mr. Blanc holds himself to the law, but he doesn't necessarily hold others to it, not in the name of justice. See: the end of Glass Onion!

So I think he figures out who they are but, hey, Nate and Sophie say's they're retired, and he's a skilled enough detective to be confident that they're (almost entirely) telling the truth! They say their kids are carrying on the business - "accounting," Nate says blandly; "they do a lot of balancing of books," Sophie says with a smile that is a wink and a laugh. Benoit says they must be very proud, Sophie and Nate agree; they all clink their wine glasses to the joy of helping excellent younger people find their way in the world.

And if every now and then he complains to his neighbors about a case where the official justice system to which he holds himself faltered, well... Surely anything that happens after he's regrettably been forced to step away is only a natural consequence of divine justice.

fandom stuff crossovers knives out glass onion leverage sophie devereaux nathan ford alec hardison parker eliot spencer
azzandra
finrays: “your-eyes-can-be-so-cruell: “incognito-princess: “My friend teaches high school history and allowed his students to do their chapter summaries on their chosen biographies as originally created memes. He said that he had never had kids read...
incognito-princess

My friend teaches high school history and allowed his students to do their chapter summaries on their chosen biographies as originally created memes. He said that he had never had kids read so carefully to find the most obscure detail from chapters to make their memes. [pro-tip, for younger middle school/elementary school students, make a folder of popular meme templates, to avoid uncomfortable internet searches}

your-eyes-can-be-so-cruell

This reminds me of my class watching the 90s film and when it got to this scene some guy in my class shouted out ‘hoe don’t do it’ and then 5 seconds later -sigh- ‘he did it’.

finrays

Shakespeare would have loved this 😔

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